Google’s expanding into personalized health recommendations with a new AI-powered health coach.

The feature integrates with Google Fit, Search, and Android to analyze your activity, sleep, and nutrition data — then tells you what to do about it.

Because what’s more reassuring than having the company that helped build the surveillance internet also optimize your morning routine?

The coach reportedly covers everything from “you should drink more water” to “maybe reconsider that third coffee” — insights that apparently require machine learning to uncover.

Predictably, privacy advocates are asking questions. And about as predictably, most users are probably just excited that their phone can now nag them more efficiently.

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